As we’re a teeny little blog that’s churned out a mere handful of articles since the Halloween season ended, we’re a little surprised that we were invited to be special guests at Trillium Performing Arts’ Women in Horror Recognition Month event, Saturday Night (un)Dead next Saturday in Lewisburg. At least, I was. Special guest? Me??? Surely someone deserves it more than me! Then I remembered that we’re awesome and we do all sorts of awesome horror-related things like gorelesque burly q performances, creepy photo shoots and art classes, movies and writing…pretty much anything we can get our bloody little paws on. So I squished all those stupid butterflies in my stomach, dammit, ’cause half the state can draw me naked from memory and I’ve already watched Twin Peaks twice this year; I’m ready for anything. Continue Reading →
How about a Women in Horror Recognition Year?
It’s March! You know what that means? It means all the hearts-and-flowers-estrogen-celebratin’-hey-ladies-work-in-horror-too!-Women-in-Horror-Month is about to be punted out the window like that butterface you dragged home from the bar last night.
Before you get all bent out of shape and start calling the horrorfullife gals a bunch of misogynists biting the hand that feeds them (as we will be guests at Lewisburg’s Saturday Night Un-Dead next weekend, a Women in Horror Month event despite the date), let me explain. I love Women in Horror Month. I don’t love that it has to exist. And I don’t love what happens when it’s over. Continue Reading →
The Burning: Slashtastic 80′s Horror
Lately I’ve had the kind of craving that only a good slasher flick can satisfy. To give myself some relief, I went through quite a few flicks that hold special places in my heart, but no dice. I needed something new and fresh–to me anyway–so I decided to put my feelers out to find the perfect release.
I turned to the social mediaverse for help and consistently received the recommendation of The Burning. I couldn’t say no to a suggestion from those whose cinematic tastes are strikingly similar to mine, and believe me, I was not disappointed. Continue Reading →
Slithered Right Into My Heart!
Due to my former aversion to creature features, I was a little slow in getting around to watching Slither. Even knowing it was a firmly tongue-in-cheek flick, it took me far too long. So I’m a procrastinator–these things happen. Continue Reading →
Why You No Post?
Things have been a wee bit hectic for us these past few months. I could tell you all about it, but that’s novel length writing and so far I’m 0 for 3 on finishing those. Let’s just stick with the highlights, shall we? Continue Reading →
Officially Hump Day
Officially Hump Day. I can’t believe it’s been so long since hfl has posted – we’re sorry! Wayward Girls has taken up a lot of our time, but the new year has rejuvenated our bloodthirst, we promise!
Have a Holly Jolly Holiday the Wayward Way!
Have a Holly Jolly Holiday the Wayward Way!. Time for a little clutch your pearls shock and horror! Tits tits tits and some mighty cute asses mix and mingle with a jinglin’ beat at the upcoming Wayward Girls Holiday Show!



