What a week! We ate some turkey or tofurkey or whatever Thursday to celebrate mass genocide, went out and trampled old people for cheap waffle irons on Black Friday, then stayed home and ate leftovers yesterday in honor Small Business Saturday, but today marks the true beginning of the Christmas season according to a bunch of dead popes! I woke up to this little guy, the Krampus, lurking behind my door. Something tells me he’ll be back…