Elle and I are icing down our cooler and gassing up our van for Blood on the Beach in Virginia Beach! We’ll be joined by our friends from Razor Sharp Studios for a three-day horror extravaganza, where we’ll rub elbows with the horrorfully rich and famous and hopefully get totally blitzed every night. Together we will make the tides bleed red!
If you’ll be at this totally spooktacular con, stop by the Razor Sharp vendor table and take home one of our classic titles. If you’re a proud owner of the RS canon, how about a badass tshirt (with a badass picture of moi!) or a handful of stickers? If you need something to beautify your world, we have lovely headshots of the RS girls ready to be autographed.
Maybe something like this?
And don’t head home early to beat the traffic – there will be a screening of Porkchops, the second installment in our loveable pigkiller trilogy. Yes, loyal readers, the one that happens to star moi, my beautiful wife Elle and my oh-so-talented brother Stephen Hensley (what a goofy stage name)! It also starred some other guys, like Kaylee Williams WHO IS A MOVIE STAR, and is a listed guest at this event bitches! And Sam Qualiana (ALSO A MOVIE STAR!). And about thirty of my dear friends sweat, bled and toiled to produce this comedic horror gem. So wait out the traffic with us. Oh! and I get scared during movies, so hold my hand, ok?
You are all totes jelly and you know it.
